they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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