3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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