Your face is a jimmy john
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
is it fun? or sober?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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