I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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