So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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