we made out on top of his cat.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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