i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
How does one acquire holy water?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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