turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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