Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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