We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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