Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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