god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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