Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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