i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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