Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Are my feet made of real feet?
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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