Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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