I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him