My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.