I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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