I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
