PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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