My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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