in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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