He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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