whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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