By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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