That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
sex in a hospital.. check
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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