He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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