what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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