Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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