haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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