My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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