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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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