Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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