brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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