Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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