Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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