i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
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