We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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