yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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