am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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