Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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