Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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