This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He's on the porch naked. Help.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
