i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
