But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I wish there were birth control emojis
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
how does that bad decision feel?
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