the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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