Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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