And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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