So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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