i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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