Do vagina's smell?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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