We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Let's have sex in an apple orchard