My brain says no but my pants say off.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I touched a dick in church today
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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