My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.