I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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